Here's a brief recap for those who have fallen out of the loop: Your totes enlightened friend who curates her ex's Tinder profile might disagree, but we all know that there's a winner and a loser in every breakup.
Sometimes, it's not immediately clear who came out on top.
Sad news out of the world of reality television today, as Ronald Cauchi, the father of Vanderpump Rules star Jax Taylor, has passed away following a battle with cancer.
You know how sometimes your non-friend acquaintance doesn't text you back, so you take that as permission to bang their boyfriend? When Lala Kent left Vanderpump Rules last year, longtime fans of the show figured they knew her real motivation for quitting.
Like the rest of the SUR staff, Lala had relocated to LA in search of stardom, so her arguments that she walked away from a wildly popular reality series because she felt her co-stars were too negative and narcissistic fell flat.
If you've been watching Vanderpump Rules this season, then you know the show has delivered a satisfying mix of the old (Jax is still a colossal douche) and the new (he's finding bold and innovative ways to express his douchiness).
At six seasons in, most reality shows are starting to wind down, but Vanderpump remains fresh largely because of just how low its principal players are willing to sink in the name of keeping their genitals stimulated and their livers pickled.
This moment you see here between Jill Duggar and Derick Dillard would not have been permitted until the couple was married. Safe to say the Duggars are in the minority, having not read Fifty Shades of Grey (the movie adaptation of which they won't be seeing either, we're guessing). The Duggars' option is probably 1,000 times better-written, we will give them that much. The family matriarch feels that dancing encourages "sensual" feelings, while Jessa Duggar has said that she feels modern music promotes "sex, drugs, all that type of stuff." Instead, the family chooses to play gospel music together.
Side hugs are the preferred method of PDA in order to prevent any further temptation or "hanky panky," as has been well documented on 19 Kids and Counting. though not too too hard, lest they lead to full-frontal hugging. The Bible warns not to "think about gratifying the pleasure of the flesh," so instead the family studies Christian text and not E.
It can be tough to keep track of all the romantic comings and goings on Vanderpump Rules.
There are couples who have broken up, couples who should have broken up, and then there's something in between...
The Victorian period is also regarded as the era of Romanticism.
In those days, courtship was considered to be a tradition and was very popular.
Despite talk of Joy-Anna Duggar breaking courtship rules, and signs of hope like Jinger wearing shorts, these guidelines ain't no joke.