20 more pics inside of Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher taking Tokyo…
When I first reported that Cameron Diaz was dating Benji Madden back in May, the only comment I received was an accusation the unlikely couple must have been photoshopped together in the images.
Unfortunately for them, Judge Whopper ( Dennis Miller) orders them to "six months hard marriage." If they fail, he'll tie up the million in so much litigation neither one would ever see a dime.
No one ever seems to stay with Gina very long in recent years.
I think John Stamos was the guy who stayed with her the longest and that was just a few months. Anyway, she now has some old, rich German guy she wants everyone to know is her boyfriend.
They come together on the other side of the country when a computer glitch lands them and their respective wise-cracking best friends Tipper (Lake Bell) and Hader (Rob Corddry) in the same Las Vegas hotel room.
Joy and Jack get smashed, realize they're meant for each other (the parallels pile up in a frenzy of crosscutting action interspersed with insert shots of spewing fountains and loose slots) and wake up married.
Now the pair are bound together in holy union FOREVER.
Diaz and the shorter more tattooed Madden twin got married in a ceremony at their shared Beverly Hills mansion on Monday evening after dating for just eight months.
And Dennis Farina is suitably menacing as Joy's boss.
Hokey and forced as it is, "What Happens in Vegas" eventually settles into a rhythm, maybe because Diaz and Kutcher actually look like they have fun together. Most of the humor is derived from the same moldy men are from Slobland, women are from Planet Clean clichés, but the movie is just weird and disjointed enough to keep from feeling like an utterly soulless Hollywood [email protected]"What Happens in Vegas." MPAA rating: PG-13 for some crude sexual content, and language, including a drug reference.
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